Donald Trump Thinks Kansas City is in Kansas and Twitter Won't Let Him Forget It
The Kansas City Chiefs won their first Super Bowl in 50 years on Sunday night. As a result, residents of the state in which this football teams plays spent several hours celebrating. They also spent...
View ArticleJimmy Garoppolo Loses Super Bowl, Gains Attention of Horny Women Everywhere
Due to some rather terrible play in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 54, Jimmy Garoppolo and the San Francisco 49ers lost to the Kansas City Chiefs by a score of 31-20 on Sunday night. Indeed,...
View ArticleBrittany Matthews: Patrick Mahomes' Girlfriend Goes Viral With Super Bowl...
There was a time when the Super Bowl was notorious for lopsided games and blowout victories that failed to live up to the weeks of hype that preceded them. But on Sunday night, Patrick Mahomes and the...
View ArticleKevin Durant, Three Brooklyn Nets Teammates Diagnosed with COVID-19
One of the biggest names in sports has been diagnosed with the Coronavirus. Kevin Durant -- a former NBA MVP and scoring champion and two-time world champion -- shared the news himself with a reporter...
View ArticleTarvaris Jackson, Former NFL Quarterback, Dies in Car Crash
Tarvaris Jackson, a former starting quarterback in the NFL who played for three teams, was killed on Sunday night in a one-vehicle car accident. He was 36 years old. Jackson was working as a coach at...
View ArticleMilwaukee Bucks Boycott NBA Playoff Game, Set League-Wide Precedent
The Milwaukee Bucks may be playing professional basketball inside of a bubble. But they just took an action that will reverberate far beyond Disney's Wide World of Sports campus in Orlando. On...
View ArticleTristan Thompson Flees for Boston; What Will This Mean for Khloe?!?
So much for Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian settling down together, huh? So much for the pair living happily ever together in Los Angeles. Amid reports that Tristan and Khloe were once again hot...
View ArticleMalik Beasley: Spotted with Larsa Pippen! Much to the Horror of His Wife!
Malik Beasley signed a four-year, $60 million contract to remain with the Minnesota Timberwolves this offseason. By all accounts, the shooting guard therefore has quite a few reasons to feel pretty...
View ArticleMadison LeCroy: Which Married Baseball Player Did She Allegedly Bone?
Madison LeCroy has been accused of being a homewrecker. But that's not all. Madison LeCroy has been accused of being a homewrecker with a man who formerly played a sport in which he, or someone with...
View ArticleSimone Biles Withdraws from Olympics to Focus on Mental Health
Simone Biles, the most decorated, talented and respected gymnast in U.S. history, will likely not compete again in the 2021 Olympics. On Wednesday, a day after withdrawing from the women's gymnastic's...
View ArticleSimone Biles: Listen Up, Losers. I Didn't Quit the Olympics!
Simone Biles is best known for jumping, twisting and tumbling. But the greatest gymnast in United States history has now come out swinging. Earlier this week, Biles withdrew from the team competition...
View ArticleJon Gruden Resigns as Raiders Head Coach in Wake of Homophobic/Racist/Sexist...
As head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders, Jon Gruden had lost two games in a row following the results from this past Sunday. As evidenced by a slew of recently-discovered emails, however, Jon Gruden...
View ArticleChris Brown: Kyrie Irving is a Hero! Way to NOT Get Vaccinated, Dude!
As we all know, Chris Brown loves to allegedly beat women. In a not-so-shocking turns of events, meanwhile, we've now learned that Brown has no real interest in beating back COVID-19. Meaning what,...
View ArticleCarrie Underwood's Husband Issues Idiotic Defense of Aaron Rodgers in Wake of...
Carrie Underwood won American Idol Season 4. But her husband? Mike Fisher? Who used to make a living as a professional hockey player? He just lost all our respect by coming to the idiotic and ignorant...
View ArticleKatie Meyer, University of Stanford Soccer Captain, Dead at Age 22
Tragedy has struck the world of collegiate athletics: Katie Meyer, a captain and goalkeeper on the Stanford Women's Soccer Team, was found dead on Wednesday, the university announced this afternoon....
View ArticleDwayne Haskins, Pittsburgh Steelers QB, Hit by Truck; Dead at 24
Dwayne Haskins, a Heisman Trophy finalist at Ohio State and quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, died this weekend when he was hit by a vehicle, his agent Cedric Saunders told ESPN's Adam...
View ArticleCam Newton Says Women Should Be Quiet and Stay in the Kitchen
Cam Newton is best known for the way he has used his arm while playing quarterback over the years in the National Football League. Earlier this week, however? Newtoon went ahead and put his foot in...
View ArticleMadison LeCroy: Which Married Baseball Player Did She Allegedly Bone?
Madison LeCroy has been accused of being a homewrecker. But that’s not all. Madison LeCroy has been accused of being a homewrecker with a man who formerly played a sport in which he, or someone with...
View ArticleKevin Durant Requests Trade from Brooklyn Nets, Cements Legacy as All-Time...
Kevin Durant wants out. On the three-year anniversary of this all-time great joining forces with Kyrie Irving in order to take his talents to the Brooklyn Nets, sources have now confirmed the...
View ArticleSerena Williams Announces Retirement from Professional Tennis
It’s the end of an era. The end of a truly dominating and legendary era, we should say. In an essay for Vogue, released to the public on Tuesday, Serena announced she’s saying goodbye to professional...
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