Nick Goepper finished third in the slopestyle at the Sochi Olympics this week.
But he hopes to finish first in the heart of Taylor Swift!
Earlier today, the Bronze Medal winner posed for a photo on Twitter and asked a simple question of the pop and country star: Will you be my Valentine?
The request is not as random as it sounds: Goepper actually met Swift on the red carpet of the 2014 Golden Globes.
And, trust us, there are far more awkward Valentine's Day messages out there. To wit:
1. Modern Love
This is what long-term relationships aspire to be like in the age of the iPhone.
2. Commitment is Scary
Let's just put that out there at the onset before we get too serious.
3. We're a Thing
Who needs labels? I'm glad we're a thing, whatever that thing might be.
4. #webothhatethesamestuff
Nothing sums up a match made in heaven than a hashtag acknowledging mutual dislike for the same things.
5. Obsessed With You
I'm obsessed with you. But I know that sounds kind of weird, so I swear it's non-creepy.
6. I Love You and Cats
Because relationships come and go, but cats are forever.
7. You Auto-Complete Me
You don't just complete me. You complete me so obviously that a search engine knows it instantly.
8. You're Okay
You're okay on Valentine's Day. The ultimate vote of confidence.
9. Three Words, Eight Letters
It's not always easy to say "I love you" ... in fact most of the time it can be excruciating.
10. More Than Pizza
If you love someone more than pizza, he or she must be a keeper ... because PIZZA!!
11. There's a Card For Everything
This Valentine's Day card may be really specific, but if you're in this situation, how perfect is it?!
12. Pause-Worthy
I would pause my game for you, which means you must be really special.
13. You Are Not Bad
A perfect Valentine's Day message for someone who doesn't totally suck at life.
14. I Like Like You
I more than just like you. I like like you. If that makes any sense.
15. Kanye Loves Kanye
Kanye loves Kanye, a lot, and I love you almost to that ridiculously high degree.
16. I Heart You, Asterisk
I heart you ... but with a fairly long and involved disclaimer.
17. Taking it Slow
The ever-popular "let's take things slow" V-Day card, with hilarious Internet Explorer analogy.
Miley Cyrus recently turned down a teenager's prom invite.
Do you think Swift should accept this kind gesture?
