Olympic figure skater and commentator Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov have called off their divorce. But in doing so, each laid out a set of guidelines for keeping their marriage together.
Johnny Weir's sticking point? No mutual masturbation, Victor!
It seems Victor Voronov was a fan of taking care of his own business in the company of others while they also did the same. That's... certainly not the sort of thing you hear every day.
Weir's 5-page post-nup came to light after TMZ learned that Voronov requested that Weir sign a document apologizing for publicly trashing his spouse.
Voronov also promised to leave Johnny's mama out of it.
Seems reasonable enough, right? Wrong. Apparently.
Weir's document, which requested that Voronov not masturbate with other men also included a list of other things Voronov isn't allowed to do anymore.
- sex outside the marriage
- oral sex outside the marriage
- kissing or making out
- sexting
- aggressive flirting
- mutual masturbation
- social media/grindr/dating
The document also states that each will submit to STD testing every 6 months and read the results while both are present and that neither is allowed to be in close proximity to certain exes.
Johnny provided an example of a figure skater he once dated whose name was withheld from this report.
Additionally, Johnny outlined how they'll split assets in the event they go through with a divorce and gave Voronov the ultimatum that he's no longer allowed to issue ultimatums.
Just what was Voronov up to while Weir was walking a pretend runway in Sochi?
1. Johnny Weir Picture
Johnny Weir is one fashionable Olympic analyst! This is one of several examples why.
2. Johnny Weir Photo
Johnny Weir is a former Olympic ice skater and current NBC broadcaster. He could be a runway model.
3. Johnny Weir Pic
Forget broadcasting from Sochi for The Olympics. Johnny Weir could fit in well in The Hunger Games!
4. Johnny Weir Fashion Selection
Looking sharp, Johnny Weir! This NBC analyst has made Olympic waves for his fashion selections.
5. Johnny Weir Image
Johnny Weir belongs in The Hunger Games. But we'll settle for him as an analyst for NBC at the Sochi Olympics.
6. Johnny Weir in Sochi
Johnny Weir strikes a pose here in Sochi. His outfits are making more headlines than the Olympics themselves.
